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a beard

A women who goes on a date with a gay man to mask the fact that he is gay.
Boss asks you and your girl friend to join him and his wife for dinner, you accept. ( Boss suffers from severe homophobia ). You need a beard.
by N Igma April 15, 2006
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Beadle-bend

Scots; seemingly limited to the small town of Strathaven (approx. 25 miles from Glasgow) and used by local neds (see Scots: "Ned")
Having seemingly used reference to the late Jeremy Beadle of TV's "Beadle's About" fame, it is uncertain whether it's use has continued since the late 1990s:

Means to beat up or give a someone a kicking.
Usually used as a threat.

Sometimes abbreviated to "Beadlin'"
Ah'm gonnae pure beadle-bend ya.
You're getting a pure beadlin'
by The great bearded one September 4, 2010
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Early Beam

1)Early beam he went to work.

2) Early Beam exercises - all slaves must attend early beam exercises each day under the leadership of a Lady Guard or any Ladies present who are interested. Only those slaves who cannot exercise and who have a note from a doctor do not need to attend. In such case, instead of exercise each morning, they shall be beaten. The laziest slave at the exercises is always punished after each session.
by William Warney July 27, 2009
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giggling my chuckling beard off

Laughing a lot. A lotta lot. And I mean a lot. An extreme version of "LOL"
Friend says something funny.

Other friend laughs at joke. "giggling my chuckling beard off/GMCBO!!!"
by leighzil August 3, 2009
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pulled a beard

Riding your bike to your girlfriends house, having sex without any conversation, then leaving immediately afterward, on your bike.
Dude, he just pulled a beard. That was like a 15 minutes round trip!
by MRoehrig08 April 29, 2011
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teen beard

When a teenager starts getting facial hair and automatically wants to show it off by growing the scraggily few hairs into a "beard" (or any of the other facial hair variations) and parading around.
"wow did you see that 14 year olds teen beard?"
by nickog November 15, 2007
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Project Blue Beam

End of world, conspiracy, or hoax. A mass plan supposedly carried out by our government and NASA to enslave all the dumb people of this world into thinking that their messiah has come, or an alien invasion has occured. through the useage of holograms beamed in from sattelites in geo synchronous orbit. google it decide for yourself
Project Blue Beam is like the 9/11 conspiracies but this one concerning 2012 it all sound very Y2K.
by hope4p3ac3 August 21, 2009
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