give someone a bang on the pipes

A phone call

I'll give someone a bang on the pipes tomorrow at 3 pm and ask them if they can help.

by Beary 🐻 November 8, 2020

911 there's someone in my bed

When you are scared of the person in your bed so you call 911,

everyone think you meant house

nope

you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,

or you're just a virgin.

"911 whats your emergency"

"911 there's someone in my bed"

"There was a break in?"

"There's someone in my bed"

"Should I send someone?"

*hangs up*

by im a very person so yeah January 21, 2021

someone is about to get audited

What does it mean when someone is about get audited

What does it mean when someone says someone is about to get audited

by anonymous February 14, 2021

Someone out there who is bored

Someone out there who is bored. That's me.

I am someone out there who is bored, and shut the fuck up

by someone out there who is bored February 21, 2021

make someone's blood boil

Make people see red (Make people angry).

Thomas made my blood boil because he broke Jonathan's video game.
If you touch other people's belongings, you will make someone's blood boil.

by JJR2012 May 14, 2022

make someone's blood boil

Make someone angry

You will make my blood boil if you break Thomas' controller.
You can make someone's blood boil if you hit the glass.

by JJR2012 May 14, 2022

Putting someone in third gear

When you take a man by a sack and use it like you would a car shifter.

I’m putting someone in third gear because they stole my car

by Bigger men than yours April 11, 2022