I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009

Baseball

Baseball is a sport played by pussys that can’t play a real sport. In baseball you sit around in your little dug out Aka hiding place wait for your turn to hit a ball and while doing that eat random unhealthy snacks.

Baseball player: hey Jordan did you grab the PlayStation it’s gonna be awhile

Friend: yeah wanna play some Fortnite

by Weeertttyy November 1, 2019

Baseball beers

Types of beers found at a sporting event. Typically in larger quantities than a normal 12 oz.

Hey can you pickup some baseball beers on the way?

Baseball beers?

Yeah the tall michelobs.

by jake_s69 April 11, 2021

Baseball player

A 💩🍴 person who plays a slaw ass sport that dont evan count as a sport

I play baseball face ahh 😂
Baseball player are 💩🍴

by Baseball player June 3, 2023

alabama baseball

When everything you have tried is all fucked up and nothing is working out for you at all or if somebody doesn't notice what your doing for them.

Man quit playing alabama baseball for a while (your trying to hard) and think about it before you try again, then you might actually think of something that will wiñ the ball game. If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Not everybody learns the same way.

by Reallee March 16, 2024

Baseball-boy-Cooper

That one kid that plays baseball

It’s baseball-boy-Cooper we should just give up

by Billybogjenkings April 22, 2022

American Baseball

When somebody throw's a baseball in Your'e Anal And Large Amount Of People Watch It As It Happens.

Man,I need some Attention i Should Start American Baseballing

by IMsorrynot July 21, 2018