baber

another form of babe

hey baber!

by lauren May 24, 2004

Bagel

a derogatory name for a fat jewish kid.

Bagel was playing Halo 2 all day

that lazy bastard

by G shiznit May 13, 2005

Fur Bagel

The hairy ring around the poop hole, is usually found as a brown color

have you ever shaved your fur bagel? it feels so good!

by Redhairisdabom May 31, 2010

Honey Badgering

Doing what you want regardless of who or what stands in your way. It is ridiculousness often seen in the form of reckless drinking, random ass slapping, chasing prostitots, filthy mcnasties and scallywags, copious amounts of alcohol and money, and a blatant disregard for others. Basically, honey badgering means giving zero shits.

Vegas has no idea what it is store for July 7th, that cat Jamal from Phoenix is about to unleash a barrage of honey badgering the likes of which have never before been seen

by HB phx July 2, 2012

Honey Badger

Term used to describe an experienced male that targets younger females.

Honey Badgers are usually characterised by their vicious over confidence, lack of contraception and the inabillity to recognise clamydea as a cause for concern.

-"Comin out honey badgerin tonight"?

-"I'm gonna knaw through her knickers like a naughty honey badger".

by yido8869 January 7, 2010

ass bagel

Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.

Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"

by Twiggy627770 September 12, 2005

J BAGEL'D

Beyond ruined on a message board

supremepizza wrote:
I'm a good looking guy who can talk to girls when I'm in my element

mcneezy wrote:
I nailed her, basically...

Sean_Bateman wrote:
tEB lewks da best in,,,,,Ernge and white

supremepizza wrote:
J BAGEL'D

by _it aint e_z March 1, 2009