Frosted Bagel

The obligation felt by one, to consume the nut of another found along the anal rim of a man who follows the Jewish faith.

Dude: Hey Man, what took so long?
Man: Sorry Dude, but I had to take care of a Frosted Bagel.
ManWhoFollowsTheJewishFaith: Ech!

by SomeJefferson July 11, 2019

Eat bagel

In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.

"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0

by TehSwaggeest August 23, 2021

puss bagel

a funny word used to insult someone

JON- ur a fag!
JACK- well ur a puss bagel!

by micheal watts December 26, 2007

bagel throat

The feeling of a phlegm-like, sticky substance in the throat, perhaps after eating a bagel.

*clears throat* "just bagel throat guys"

by therealharrypotter November 25, 2013

jizz bagel

placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it

I am so humgry i can eat a jizz bagel

by Cool kid77 February 19, 2015

Bagel Run

When your mind wanders during conversation, as if it's going off to get bagels for a second.

"Sorry, could you repeat that? I was on a bagel run just now."

by TwoBrassBrads March 08, 2012

Bagel sweats

After having a large, filling bagel, you feel so full and out of shape that you start to reevaluate your breakfast choice.

*leaving a bakery*
Jackson: Holy crap do I have the bagel sweats. Crank the A/C!

by Emleh June 04, 2015