American Bagel

The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.

woah hold the American bagel there buddy.

by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022

moist bagel

literally a damp bagel

this is a moist bagel

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

The bagel effect

When small incidents that doesn’t seem to matter end in catastrophe

miles morales throws a bagel at a scientist only to realize he’s the spot. Thats the bagel effect

by Yomemibusfan124 June 10, 2023

Bagel Jizz

when the cream cheese from the bagel you are eating gets in the corners of your mouth

co-worker: "You got some bagel jizz on your face"

by kopask January 18, 2015

bagel nation

when jews love bagels so much they worship them

i am apart of the bagel nation

by edentheeater December 4, 2016

Spatch-bagel

A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.

Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"

The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day

by Drippy MC August 25, 2008

dirt bagel

When you put butter or cream cheese on someone's butt hole before licking it.

She's so hot id give her a dirt bagel.

by Tommytwo40 March 23, 2016