Ballin' Backwards

Balling or ballin' backwards is best defined as losing ground, wasting time and/or resources, failing to progress in life and instead decreasing in power and influence while thinking you are being wise and progressing.

ALSO Making poor decisions which ultimately place you in a position of losing the progress you've have made in life or love. Said losses may be financial, emotional, social, physical, mental, and more. The end result is that you are playing the Game of Life very badly and not moving forward to be greater later, but instead standing still while others move past you, or actually exhibiting behaviors and making choices that make you lose ground.
After they broke up, Sheila was doing well - went back o school, bot a better job and was planning to buy a house. But when Malik came begging she let him back into her life and now she has no education, got evicted, and he spent the money she'd saved on some wild scheme to "start a business." That girl is working so hard but seriously ballin' backwards!
by Debsterism April 14, 2023
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backwards cutteroffer

when your driving in traffic and want to switch lanes because the person in front of you is stopped, and the person behind you gets in the open lane before you cutting you off - but backwards!!!!
What the fuck is this guy taking so long to turn for. Hurry up! get in the open lane...Oh FUCK nevermind...this guy behind us is a backwards cutteroffer!!!
by burtkeesley07 June 15, 2009
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Trim Tabs Backwards

When a boat can't get out of the hole because someone left the plug in the dock box.
Bobby's boat must have the trim tabs backwards, he can't get it up. Better go check his dock box.
by PappaLaker June 15, 2022
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The Backwards Pasta

When a person make a fresh plate of pasta with pasta sauce (usually a red sauce) and needs someone to shove the entire dish of noodles in sauce in their ass to be able to reach climax
Jeff sent me like 17 pictures of his pasta dish. He must really want me to do the Backwards Pasta on him.
by Soggybiacuiiiit November 15, 2021
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A Backwards Foot

something that has or can have both favorable and unfavorable consequences
by Densely Curry June 14, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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when you totally, fucking, like just grab someone’s entire spine when you’re having sex, and then you rip it out and grind it up and snort it like cocaine
“we sentence you to death for carrying out the Underhanded Backwards Bonesaw”
by BoschBaby April 26, 2021
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