backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

backward skunk

The act wherein a persons nether region is shaved with a single pass completely removing hair and organs in a stripe down the middle.

She was pissed at him and gave him a backward skunk.

by Furiantl April 16, 2021

norp backwards

Uh... its porn.. I guess

Me: Whats norp backwards
Him: porn

by Imthehamman May 26, 2023

Shit Backwards

The act to renege on a promise, undertaking, or contract.

The cocksucker went and shit backwards on the sale.

by Rotten Andre April 16, 2025

sus backwards

sussy bakka

Seth: say sus backwards Kevin

Kevin: Sus

imposter music plays loudly

by bamer2222 June 9, 2022

Backwards Philosophy

Being backwards in philosophy is using the most vulgar, insane, terrorizing, antagonizing, and grotesque methods possible or employable in order to establish oneself.

I was using backwards philosophy in direction when I started attacking the helpless while at war.

by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022

Swinging the bat backwards

A term used to describe an a extremely gay man that likes to swing each others bats by the fat end and plays in the mud holes in the out field

It all started when he started swinging the bat backwards that’s when he realized he likes men

by The menace to society June 28, 2025