A bathroom break you take at work that consists of chugging a glass of wine, smoking a cigar, and drinking coffee; ideally red wine, a Macanudo, and columbian coffee.
by Mr Mackey Jr March 17, 2019
Something a lesbian/bi, or simply curious girl will say to another girl whom they believe to be curious as well. They want to meet them in the bathroom for making out/fingering. Primarily done in pubs/bars.
by Girlbarlove August 17, 2021
When one masterbates and ejaculates in the handsoap in a bathroom for the enjoyment of knowing the irony of people cleaning their hands only to actually be covering them in knuckle children.
I was depress and lonely so i went to the local Red Lobster to pull a Naughty Bathroom Attendent and then giggle at my table while watching people come out of the bathroom and eat their crabs with their bare, semen covered, hands. Jay knew i did it and still licked his fingers the whole time... I think Jay loves Caseys knuckle children.
by synasthetic December 25, 2010
“Why Are you locked in the bathroom?”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”
“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”
“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”
“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”
“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”
"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"
by Smokyoin April 12, 2021
You're about to get owned by your teacher
by ._.uwu August 04, 2019
by Whinni the pooh October 29, 2020
AK B.B.B.C. & 3BC A strict ruling for any Band member SHOULD abide of use of the Buses bathroom facilities (mainly the transcon Greyhound type tour buses that are rented for such trips) during long band trips on the bus :I.E, A band member is allowed to "we" in the bus bathroom BUT NOT ALLOWED to take a dump(POOP)in the buses bathroom.
A member of the Band's prop crew broke the Band Bus Bathroom Code by taking a very smelly shit inside the buses' bathroom & was banished from that bus for the remainder of the trip.
by BruinKiller3469 April 02, 2009