August 8

Best day to be born if your name is puddle

It’s August 8 it’s puddles birthday

by Body thoti October 17, 2019

August 19

The most iconic day, the day John Deacon was born.

"my name is John Richard Deacon and I was born on August 19th 1951"

by queenforthewin May 9, 2020

august 30th

Birthday of a real nigga

Jim asked, "When's your birthday?" Charles responded "August 30th." Jim responded "you that nigga"

by Charlesturntup September 30, 2015

August 27th

National meme day, this day is when you show all your friends the best memes out there and when someone shows you a meme, you have to laugh. no. matter. what. And that’s ok periot luv

August 27th example, “sup bitch; look at this bomb ass meme”

by dumbfuckbitch November 2, 2019

August 14th

National grab your girlfriends’ ass day, if you don’t have a girlfriend or you are a girl just slap your friends butt.

Jake: Hey Austin it’s August 14th!!
Austin: so?
Jake: it’s national grab your girlfriends ass day

by Tiktok addict12 October 29, 2019

august 11

slap your friend in the face day.

"oh it august 11"
" oh f**k"

by booky shlooky October 28, 2020

August 7th

It's a day where only awesome people are born on. Boys born on this day has a huge cock. Girls born on this day has a big booty.

Girl #1: Did you see that guy? How old is he?
Girl #2: I think he was born on august 7
Girl #1: That means he has a HUGE dick.

People born on August 7th has a a big cock/ass

by Pumpkinass April 27, 2019