Assholes

People who actually post on Urban Dictionary

Well... (assholes- I’m only writing this because it is required)

by Ur mom might be gay October 10, 2018

Asshole

That guy who didn't use his turning signal.

You: Don't. No. Don't!

Them: "cuts in your lane"

You: Oh! Awesome, nice blinker asshole!

by TheRingOfAll February 8, 2014

Asshole

You, you are an asshole.

You are a asshole.

by I’m not a hoe September 27, 2019

Asshole

A guy named Richard :)

Richard is an asshole 😛

by Ndjrnjdjjsk July 3, 2020

asshole

A person who falsifies who they are trying to get you to like them. Only to find out that they have nothing to offer you nor anyone else. They are a parasite and shit on everything that's good in humanity. This person is a shit talking, waste of life that has nothing better to do than to come up with lies about you and everyone else around you. Their brains and head are full of shit, and their mouths are the rectal rings of which it produces mass quantities of fecal uselessness. This person can not hold any personal relationships because they are as boring as they have feared.

Man, that guy Deejay is a real asshole, he told that girl I was married! I can't stand assholes like that.

by delfindiaz7 October 4, 2015

asshole

1 Your current boss
2 Some guy that goes from girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, see Jerk

Mark: Do you see that guy in the yellow shirt Joe?
Joe: Yeah?
Mark: He just goes from girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl.
Joe:WOW what an asshole.

by Wick Wack IV May 7, 2015

asshole

Creature who is like a butthole, completely unable to do anything other that take a shit every which way it's pointing. Has no other function, besides occasionally being fucked by a dick.

Take a crap over a mirror. You are witnessing asshole behavior, with the metaphor in reverse.

by Yossarian237 February 6, 2014