Christianity

A religion, not run by a man named Christian, where you worship a man made of bread

Christianity worships the bread man

by A better person than a person August 11, 2018

Christianity

A religion that has gotten a terrible reputation due to conservative imbeciles taking over the religion and committing immoral actions in the name of God. Jesus himself was actually very liberal and wanted to help guide people no matter what race or sex he/she was. So if you wanna shit talk about religion and all it's flaws, don't blame Jesus for it, blame all of the other idiots who use it as a shield to block their immoral actions.

*example of Christianity*
religious imbecile: The pope sexually abused that child as a way for him to get closer to God
Jesus: smfh

by Dubiks January 10, 2019

Christian

Small DIck child with no sence of humor and no knowledge

This person is 1 Christian

by Savage hunter (Maui-Hawaii) June 21, 2017

Christian

The worst/best friend if you think about it. Sucks ass at basketball.

Bro Christian is so trash.

by a242t4g,mrbmwnkern t November 5, 2019

Christian

A really big cyberpunk

"That Christian is being really mean ".

by Wildguy February 13, 2017

Christian

The most thoughtful,caring,annoying, yet cutest guy. He will never turn his back on you he will stay by your side a good kisser. Big package. He always makes you laugh when your feeling down. If he doesn't seem happy comfort him there's a reason. If you lose him you'll regret it.

"I love me some Christian"
"Did you see Christian today he look cute as always"

by Samantha2012 November 5, 2016

Christian

Beautiful, loving, unselfish woman who's badassery is out of this world! Coolest mom with impeccable taste and style.

Christian is so cool, her mom skills are simply badass! #badassery #awsome #tocoolforyou #skills

by aswome sauce_to legit to quit January 19, 2017