alden’s music taste

a mix of party music catered to millennials specifically from the 2010 that typically consists of kanye west, bruno mars and every song from spiderman into the spiderverse.

“gosh, this song is terrible. this is so alden’s music taste.”

by Glizzyglobber November 5, 2025

Alden

man that transformation was mid af

"man your so alden vro"

by pseudonym2020you January 3, 2026

Jimmy Alderman

A well-liked person in many social and religious circles, who tends to commit crimes without raising suspicion due to his or her social standing.

I thought I could trust that kid, but now my mother's ring is gone and my life is ruined! Well he sure did turn out to be a regular, Jimmy Alderman.

by Mrs. Zonker August 17, 2012

Ad Aldenym

A logical fallacy characterized by excessive, inappropriate use of superlatives.

Patriotism is always bad.

That's not correct. That's ad aldenym!

by Call wish October 5, 2016

John Aldrete

A man of high stature and a prominent member of the rap game. (Huncho John, Quavo) He kills foo foo ass lame niggaz and listens to DurgaFlowz on repeat. He is also homeless but rich as fuck at the same time. He drinks pool water and kisses tons of hot girls.

Wow! John Aldrete is gettin it in with those thottys over there!

by jhnaldrte June 15, 2018

Taj Aldein

The most intelligent guy ever , samrt and active and one of the people who can put a mark in everyone’s life, he has a great sense of humor, enjoyable to be around with, so loyal and honest, if you have him in your life youre so lucky ❤️

Taj aldein is a name used for boys only

Girl1: is that taj?
Girl2: yes he is 😭
Girl1: he look more hot than usual

by Lonzzzzzzzz April 21, 2019

Dirty Alden

When you shove your cat inside your asshole to clean out all the extra shit inside of you

A dirty alden really gets the job done. you should try it

by my mommy pooped herself May 29, 2020