Absolute convict

A way of mildly offending someone without crossing any homophobic, racist, or inappropriate boundaries, usually meant light heartedly, but sometimes with harsh intent.

Used with the intent of being racist actually, and as a matter of fact, a lot of the time is meant to make someone hate their life, so yeah, have fun you bunch of gay cunts.
Oh has you seen that fucking nigga, he’s an absolute convict, robbing bikes n shit.
by Ryisanonce February 03, 2019
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Absolutely Perfect

Hasan is the most absolutely perfect person to ever exist
by Cokenbaltorcher January 06, 2024
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absolutely perfect

that’s all I have to say, miah is the definition of absolutely perfect. 💓💗💖
miah you’re absolutely perfect!! 💓🫶🏻💖
by shrhdh January 14, 2023
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absolute monkey

This kid is an absolute monkey.
by Tc_goldie December 02, 2020
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Absolute Luck

An extreme or large amount of luck.
Daniel: "John, I have absolute luck!"

John: "Really? What do you mean?"

Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"

John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
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Absolutely Delicious

Used by influencers on TikTok that are on ozempic or mounjarro to describe the most mediocre meal
When I got home I had a spaghetti carbonara ready meal and I just added some cheese on top and guys it was absolutely delicious
by Keeley Wilson May 03, 2025
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