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travel beard

When an absolute flog that never grows a beard regularly goes on a holiday and grows disgusting facial hair to let everyone know that they have been 'travelling'. He will then return to show it off for a few days/weeks before returning to regular work.
How about that flog I work with came back yesterday and wouldn't shut the fuck about his trip, he was even sporting a shocking travel beard to make matters worse.
by brazzzzer May 16, 2017
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traveling dingleberry

a turd in you're underpants you can not shrug off. wherefore it follows around with you.
I took a huge dump and now unfourtanimately I am stuck onto a traveling dingleberry.
by billblink June 2, 2017
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travelle

Usually a name for a black male. Commonly known as the #1 person to kill 15 people in 1 week, without getting caught.

Apart of a very stereotypical accusation toward black people, with having a very large penis.
"Hey travelle"
by UrbanDictionary14562 November 6, 2017
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Shotgun Travel

An unplanned trip.
She went to Singapore with no pre-booked accommodation. Says she'll just stay at the airport during the night. I can't do such a shotgun travel.
by extrarice December 10, 2017
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Gaming time travel.

When a child usually between 11 and 15 that plays video games and convinces himself that he is doing the right thing for his life and that everything else such as homework or friends is irrelevant, hence years and years go by and he only left his room to go take a shit only to realize that he is now 17 and he should've listened to his mother.
Bob: i'M 17 years old did I really just waste 4 years of my life playing World Of Warcraft?
Joe: Yeah dude you wen't through a Gaming Time Travel.
Bob: My posture is all fucked up now and my ass smells from the computer seat.
by Darte July 1, 2016
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Travel the Rainbow

When you question your sexuality and experiment with every kind
I didn't know if I was gay or straight so I decided to travel the rainbow.
by mowmylawn June 11, 2016
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business travel

Traveling for business purposes
I require an agency to manage my business travel
by lane15121 September 20, 2016
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