Nolan

A dumb idiot who has to go to the mental hospital and takes meds bc all of the girls hes gotten have fucked him up.

Wheres Nolan at?
I think he's at the Psych Ward again.
I hate nolan
Nolan should dissapear

by Nooooocruiseship October 2, 2025

Nolan Belisle

He's Nolan. If Nolan is in the room he will be simply just Nolan. Nolan is Nolan. He makes you feel like a Nolan when you are feeling like Nolan. Nolan doesn't like it when you act like a Nolan. Nolan has a pet Nolan and he walks him every day. Nolan has the desire to takeover the worldwide Nolan. Nolan is the most successful Nolan in the whole wide Nolan. It's Nolan. Your life is Nolan.

Nothing is real, we are living in a fake computer reality created by Nolan Belisle and everything is Nolan.

Nolan #1: "How are you?"
Nolan #2: "Nolan."
Nolan #3: "Me too. I feel like Nolan too. Makes sense."
Nolan #2: "Nolan."
Nolan #1: "Alright!"

by AlexHatesSalad January 15, 2025

Nolan Vandaele

Nolan Vandaeles are often trying to pick up women that are way out of his league. Nolan Vandaeles are very tall and cute (6’1 to be exact). Nolan Vandaeles are great creatures.

You are a Nolan Vandaele

by Jaquan Blingus February 10, 2025

Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Nolan

A very flamboyant jew. Some might say he’s homosexual. Some might say he’s not. He works out a lot and takes shirtless selfies…. At gay gyms.

That guy over there is very NOLAN, and dresses well.

by DirtyMexicanMan69 February 12, 2025

Dirty Nolan

The act of sucking one’s own dick while receiving a piss enema.

“Me and my boyfriend Zack tried a dirty Nolan last night :3”

by MuntedSquirel May 22, 2025

Nolan

Never goes to class. He's failing all his classes because he's not there. His best mark is a 10 % and he says it's ok because he's going into the trades but he's not in tech class.

Nolan's skipping class again!
Of course he is.

by tygytfgdbrft May 29, 2025