Cyrus Jolly

A fat retard who dates zoo baboons and fucks 80 year olds. Do bully this person because his dad left for the milk and like little kids at the age of 2. This means that this guy is a zoo baboon rapist. Be warned you may be next!

Man likes zoo baboons under the age of 10.

Random kid: Bro that cyrus Jolly kid fucks zoo baboons.
Other Random Kid: The fuck

by DeezNutz00 August 14, 2022

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glass jolly rancher

when you melt jolly ranchers in a glass to form a mold and than crack it in your ass.

hey dude! I had left over Halloween candy and decided to give my self a glass jolly rancher.

by Sussyboy2? October 31, 2022

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Jolly Cobbler

The act of giving a woman (or man) multiple facials, usually simultaneously and with 3 to 15 or more men providing the semen. The woman is then instructed to "Eat the jolly cobbler," and to do so she must carefully collect all of the semen from her face and eat it.

Did you see her swallow all of our jolly cobbler?

by Bartimus Crouch November 10, 2022

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Rolly-Jolly Callesis

What you diagnose someone with when their diagnosis is unknown.

Patient: "My fingernails are turning orange, what disease do I have?"
Doctor: *stares at patient confusedly* "ROLLY-JOLLY CALLESIS!"

by J. C. W September 25, 2022

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Jolly-Jabbed

Someone who tries to get vaccinated a multiple times the recommended number of jabs, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, or getting rid of other health conditions.

Mr. Mandal, who claimed to have been jolly-jabbed at least 11 times of the Covid-19 vaccine, was barred from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly found out about his serial deceits.

by MathPlus January 7, 2022

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