Funny Sex

When two people who are high, have sex.

John: Last night I had some fucking funny sex with Jennifer.
Richard: Yeah we done every other way, but we've never tried that funny sex. How is it?
John: Yo dog, we doing every time from now on.

by amhcih June 24, 2009

Kinda Funny, but not

Something that is laughable, but on the other hand can be seriously painful physically or mentally.

Did you hear what happened to Joe, he got dumped five times in a row in two days it was kinda funny, but not.

I missed that last step and fell flat on the floor, it was kinda funny, but not. (while still in pain)

by Angel Miette March 23, 2010

right funny

Old south. A verbal slap. A descriptive joining the sarcastic “right” , as in “you ain’t right” or “There’s a right one here.”, describing a very annoying person, and a sarcastic “funny” as in not being what they seem to be

A stranger shared his opposing political views which brought the old man to shouting and arm waving. Fearing an apoplectic attack, the stranger is told to “fuck off” by another person, he does but on their way out , 30 minutes later, the old southern matron sidewinds by the strangers wife, who was not a party to any of the aforementioned, and deadpans “You two are right funny.”

by AprilinNewYork August 19, 2023

funny oney

When your friend is being funny, but you yourself are so unfunny that you have to make up words in order to sound funny.

oh my gawdd ur a funny oney today.

by DoomfistOneTrick January 29, 2023

Fatherly funny

Just another name for dad joke

Father 1: Is your refrigerator running?
Father 2: Yes!
Father 1: Well, you'd better go catch it!
Father 2: Haha, that was a Fatherly funny!

by klaam September 8, 2021

Funny Monkey

A sex act involving shoving a banana as far as you can up all 3 holes, and then screaming OO-OO-AH-AH-AAAAAH.

Timmy: I gave Michele a funny monkey last night
Billy: Did you scream loud?

by Anonymous_416 January 10, 2022

Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny”

Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)

by ScaryMonstars March 6, 2023