Crown-kisser

(Noun) A person who honours and respects the British royal family (crown).

(Adjective) Referring to the beliefs and ideas of pro-royal sentiment in Britain and other commonwealth countries.

Elliot: Hey Derek, do you mind not insulting Queen Elizabeth around Oliver.

Derek: Why? He's not a crown-kisser, is he?

by ValiantBert March 7, 2024

Crown Molding

A condition where gunk has built up on your genetalia

R-Kelly hasn't washed his dick in a while and has some serious crown molding building up

by Rickwann March 17, 2019

Crown Fried Dump

When you take a Massive greasy dump on the top of someone's head after eating fried chicken

Girl: Do you want to give me the Crown Fried Dump later?
Guy: Yeah i'll go get some fried chicken first

by gajdududh December 18, 2020

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024

crown chewer

It's so funny dude.

I just though of the funniest thing dude.....crown chewer

by tht1dbag October 13, 2020

Triple Crown

Simply, a blowjob from three women (or men, or whatever) simultaneously.

Yo did you hear Sam, Emily, and Sarah triple crowned Derek last weekend?

by Sir OG Mudbonington II May 23, 2024

Crown A Chick

To "Crown A Chick" is to be with a woman and treat her like your Queen as you are her King in a romantic, loving, caring, intimate and spiritual relationship with one another. Basically almost like "Cuffing" a chick but not in those words.

KD - "Hey, do you know who Janelle Monae is?"
JD - "Certainly I do, I'm going to Crown that Chick one day."
KD - "I need to Crown A Chick like that one day to."

by Don Killuminati October 28, 2018