A finger is moistened with saliva and stuck to the Bible; specifically, the new testament. Let's begin with Romans chapter 1 with a thorough read to the end.
She is the saintly cousin of Mother Theresa. Respect that.
She is the saintly cousin of Mother Theresa. Respect that.
by SandyToTheJ September 11, 2013
The act of crushing a pecan to a sand like consistency then throwing into your partners vagina mere seconds before penetration
Last night I gave Demi a pecan sandy. The rough texture on my underbell felt amazing. She was pissed though, turns out she was allergic
by Pecan man February 02, 2016
A sexual maneuver that involves a girl orally pleasing two men, a woman with a strap-on dildo vaginally, giving an additional two men a hand job, and taking it up the pooper from either a dog or a pig all on a beach.
My mom would have had sex with my dad, but she was far too exhausted from the Sandy Dunkis she did at the beach today.
by Piss Kriterson May 31, 2007
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by Sam November 27, 2002
by ratchetjaw June 04, 2006
Mrs. Hogan, a geometry teacher who's stupid ass remarks make one want to jump off a building into a pile of dead hookers with stds
by Anonymous March 15, 2003