A date centered around a particularly Midwestern activity. Like 'Yote Huntin', deer driving or perhaps a rousing ride in the harvester combine with your significant other.
ex.1
Jane: "oh Norma, the other day me and Bob went and sat in his tree-stand for 7 hours starting at 4am!"
Norma: "I wish I could go on more Midwest date!"
ex.2
Ross: "Did you see how many 'coons me and Jim got the other night!?"
Joel: "Yeah! You should have taken the miss'es with you"
ex.3
Midwestern 8th Grader: "Emma and Jared sittin' in a tree, K I L L I N G!"
A different 8th Grader: "duh it's a Midwest Date!"
Jane: "oh Norma, the other day me and Bob went and sat in his tree-stand for 7 hours starting at 4am!"
Norma: "I wish I could go on more Midwest date!"
ex.2
Ross: "Did you see how many 'coons me and Jim got the other night!?"
Joel: "Yeah! You should have taken the miss'es with you"
ex.3
Midwestern 8th Grader: "Emma and Jared sittin' in a tree, K I L L I N G!"
A different 8th Grader: "duh it's a Midwest Date!"
by The1dietrich January 18, 2013

I'd love to join you tonight, but I have a vag date.
I have a vag date tonight with this new girl I met online.
I have a vag date tonight with this new girl I met online.
by VeggiePatty April 7, 2015

Being on online dating sights such as "Tinder" just to validate yourself or to make yourself feel better or prettier. To make yourself feel wanted. To validate your self esteem
by Breezy777 April 15, 2016

A date that consists of consistent mask wearing and proper social distancing while genuinely getting to know your date.
by Sir Eddy Cook January 17, 2021

A new online dating platform created by Facebook to control even more aspects of your life. Only use this service if you like fat chicks and single moms!
by Workin mans April 22, 2020

Wed-by date: The age at which a woman is deemed, by herself or others, to no longer be marriage bait.
Examples: "You're not even close to your wed-by date. Remember,36 is the new 26!" "She's much too picky about men for someone this-close to her wed-by date."
by obillo April 10, 2009

by healthbledger November 21, 2011
