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Midwest Date

A date centered around a particularly Midwestern activity. Like 'Yote Huntin', deer driving or perhaps a rousing ride in the harvester combine with your significant other.
ex.1
Jane: "oh Norma, the other day me and Bob went and sat in his tree-stand for 7 hours starting at 4am!"
Norma: "I wish I could go on more Midwest date!"

ex.2
Ross: "Did you see how many 'coons me and Jim got the other night!?"
Joel: "Yeah! You should have taken the miss'es with you"

ex.3
Midwestern 8th Grader: "Emma and Jared sittin' in a tree, K I L L I N G!"
A different 8th Grader: "duh it's a Midwest Date!"
by The1dietrich January 18, 2013
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vag date

A planned encounter for casual sex with a female.
I'd love to join you tonight, but I have a vag date.

I have a vag date tonight with this new girl I met online.
by VeggiePatty April 7, 2015
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Vali-dating

Being on online dating sights such as "Tinder" just to validate yourself or to make yourself feel better or prettier. To make yourself feel wanted. To validate your self esteem
She doesn't really like him, she is just Vali-dating.
by Breezy777 April 15, 2016
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covid date

A date that consists of consistent mask wearing and proper social distancing while genuinely getting to know your date.
I went out on a Covid date with Sheila and we really got to know each other.
by Sir Eddy Cook January 17, 2021
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Facebook dating

A new online dating platform created by Facebook to control even more aspects of your life. Only use this service if you like fat chicks and single moms!
Guy 1: Hey man! You gotta check this Facebook dating thing out!
Guy 2: Wait they did what now?
by Workin mans April 22, 2020
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Wed-by date

Wed-by date: The age at which a woman is deemed, by herself or others, to no longer be marriage bait.
Examples: "You're not even close to your wed-by date. Remember,36 is the new 26!" "She's much too picky about men for someone this-close to her wed-by date."
by obillo April 10, 2009
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Clam Date

The female version of a man date. Two straight women out on the town.
"I have a clam date with one of my good friends tonight."
by healthbledger November 21, 2011
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