Your Mom

I just happen to have fucked her last night.

I smash your mom

by Danet Toronto October 22, 2019

Your Mom

An insult or joke to a person.

GUY : What did you do in the weekend Tom?
Tom : I did your mom.

Guy : What's your favorite food?
Tom : Your mom.

Guy : I heard you had a sleepover, who was their?
Tom : Your mom.

Guy : Jesus Tom, pull it out!
Tom : Ha, that's not what you're mom said last night.

by YourMomIsMineBitch! February 27, 2017

your mom

it means after every sentence someone says you say your mom

random guy:whats for homework tonight
me:your mom

by guy with your mom February 13, 2017

Your mom

A fat person who absolutely hates you

Your mom is so far that she's bigger than jupiter and she hates you like the devil

by Fe4R Me March 20, 2021

your mom

A comeback people use today.

What are you doing?
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...

in the morning when you come to school

by huggabel October 25, 2016

Your Mom

The hottest bitch alive

Your mom

by giantthings December 5, 2014

Your mom

A nice lady.

Your mom just made us cookies!

That's not what your mom said last night!

by MrRobo00 October 8, 2014