Haha got you

I just waisted your time 😪 now go back to what ever you were doing

*post about it* go search haha got you on urban dictionary *friend goes and searches...*

by anonymous January 13, 2021

you got to be capping me

Interchangeable for
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap

Okay so muh paid for this party with fake money an I'm like you got to be capping me cuh who the fuck has that shit yuno

by Findloo Chunk December 26, 2023

You got jokes

What someone says when theyre losing a joke session

John: u eat ice cream for breakfast everyday thats why u large as shit

Joe: you got jokes

by tweenthroughherlegs November 6, 2023

You got that.

When someone doesn’t really know or agree with someone else’s decision or statement. Then you hit them with the, “ you got that.”

Also another way to say that’s your problem.

Example 1:
*running a scav mission in Tarkov*
P1: “Lets get to extraction.”
P2: *let me just loot this body real quick.”
P1: “Alright bro, you got that.” * proceeds to leave
P2: * gets domed by a sniper.”

Example 2:
Your girl or guy explaining something you’re either not paying attention to or you just don’t understand.

P1: … “you get what I mean.”
P2: “Yo, you got that.”

Example 3:
P1: “help me move the body?”
P2: “yeah, you got that.”

by xxxChickenPopxxx January 15, 2022

I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.

I see you’re bored. You are so bored that you even look for meaningless phrases.

Tim: I’m bored. I’ll search “ I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.“.
Robert: What?

by Anomymus1362 November 22, 2024

you just got lulled

b) "You just got Lulled" - (1) To "Williamize" or break down all stories and sentences to such an extent of barney style that it "lulls" the listener to sleep. (2) To stretch out a 1 minute conversation into an entire days discussion

You just got lulled - "My new born baby cannot get enrolled into DEERS.... 6 hours later.... and that's why I cannot understand why DEERS will not let me enroll my child without a marriage certificate for me and my wife"; (3) When you know that your chain of thought just went to oblivion; (4) In other words, getting Lulled is worse than going to a safety brief on a 96.

by Supply Det November 27, 2011

You Got Spooked Boi

What you would tell your friend after you scare them.

You: (to your friend) "BOOO!"
Friend: -screams-"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!"
You: "You Got Spooked Boi!"

by therealistmintoreos21 May 9, 2017