jank yanker

Somebody who buys “glass rose pipes” from a gas station to get “janked” aka a crackhead

It smells like burning plastic around here, must be the jank yankers.

by Arbitrary_Anomaly November 4, 2022

Wet Yolker

(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.

"Sally just gave me the sloppiest Wet Yoljer I've ever had!"

"I'd love to give her a Wet Yolker!"

by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus August 30, 2023

sploinker yoinker

Jacking off or in other words masturbating

He was doing the sploinker yoinker in his room

by Master of a Bater February 24, 2024

yokkim/yokker

The unstoppable desire to insult a male (yokkim) or a female (yokker)

Guy 1:"I'll get to show them what I'm about."
Guy 2:"You really want to yokkim/yokker!"

by morgiemuscle March 22, 2024

Pizzle Yanker

A phrase quite popular in medieval Bohemia. Somebody who yanks your pizzle, messes with you, pisses you off. Overall a joker or a prankster.

Hans: "What the hell, you damn pizzle yanker."
Henry: "Calm down, I'm just yanking your pizzle."

by whalefucker01 April 3, 2025

Ashley Yonder

The perfect piece to a puzzle that makes up ones life! She is the best friend any man of footwear has had and anyone would be exponentially blessed to have an Ashley Yonder in their life!

If your life is lacking in any way, then you should get your own version of an Ashley Yonder because there's only one and her heart is spoken for!

by Nonshalonster April 9, 2025

New Yorker Pizza

when a male pisses, the female squirts out some of that period juice, and they both poop, on a plate, for a romantic NYC pizza

“Me and that fine bih made and ate some new yorker pizza last night”
“please seek mental help”
“YOU’RE NEXT 😋”

by lalalalalalala99 February 13, 2026