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woke lol

bro have u woke yet lool
by m_ary January 30, 2018
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Stay Woke

Stay Woke: Be alert and ready

It can be used in a sentence like YO fathin! Stay woke bruh! Why you always playn. Get
It can be used in a sentence like Yo! Stay woke bruh! Why you always playing dude. Pay attention to lecture ya white gurl!
by AlphaDreamTeam April 4, 2017
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Woke boomer

A baby boomer who is woke, or a person born in the years during or in the decade after World War II, who is aware of intersectionality, social justice and class issues.
My mom, who was born in 1953, is a woke boomer.
by Unitarianmormon May 3, 2020
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Stay woke

A form of ghetto CPR given in form of a encouraging phrase, sometimes accompanied by clapping of hands by the person doing the encouraging, rather than in a useful life saving procedure that can actually save a life. Usually told to a poor soul that got ventilated by Police, a rival rapper or any one else with a grudge, and is used by friends or family members who want to see their friend or relative stay alive, but can't or won't render proper medical aid for whatever reason.
Man 1: *Gasping for air, bleeding heavily*
Man 2: "Stay woke man!(Clap, Clap, Clap) I believe in you buddy! Stay woke!"
Man 1: *Gasping begins to subside, eyes start rolling to the back of the head*
Man 2: "C'mon, you'r better than that! Stay woke!(louder clapping)STAY WOKE!"
by Just a dead man. April 18, 2016
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Anti-woke

Anti-woke. is when you know that the liberals that control the "Woke" agenda are nothing but stale bits of excrement and feces, that you have to clean off your shoes.
Jay is so anti-woke now. he laughs at when the liberals get stupid with their "woke" dogshit agenda
by Nunyo Business June 2, 2022
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Staying "Woke"

When you learn a really mind-blowing fact that you have never realized before.
Bruh y'all know that cacti is the multiplum from fucking Cactus. "shit" another person says. Fuck we be Staying "Woke" or Woke for short.
by fjll August 17, 2017
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Woke Fordian

A person who believes that any ideological view is acceptable as long as it does not differ from their own.

It is derived from Henry Ford's quote "any customer can have a car painted any colour he wants, as long as its black".

Woke Fordian's exist at all points on the political spectrum and are typically inflexible to views that do not align with their own. In the extreme, this can lead to all sorts of malicious action being inflicted by people who hold different ideological views than the person they are targeting.
Guy 1: "Sandra just screeched at me because I said I didn't believe in universal health care. Guy 2: "What? Really?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she kept shouting that I was wrong and that I shouldn't be allowed to share my opinion anymore"
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea she was a Woke Fordian"
by Souper Rare January 8, 2022
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