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windowcleaner

Used when referring to a person which had a sexual experience where he/she got caught by an individual or a group of people
"Hahaha look at cloud-, remember when he cleaned the window?"

or....

"Oh cloud, remember the windowcleaner?"
by VegetaSan January 18, 2007
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Windows seXP

a nickname that can be used to cipher porno CDs and make it easy to give it to your friends.
person1: hey dude, i received one fine version of windows seXP.
person2: wow amazing!! give it to me i wanna install it on my machine.
by al zubur January 1, 2012
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Windows 11

If Windows 10 was kick-ass, Windows 11 is 'not-so-much'...and, yeah, brings back memories of Vista, ME but is basically just Windows 10 w/a different start menu and some tweaks...if you run AMD CPUs good luck...Win95, XP, Windows 7, Win 10 were all good...throw in NT4 as well...Windows 11 will have no real identity...bring back that Kat chick who ran the insider program until about a year or so ago...at least she was great to look at and had brains.
You know, Bill seems distracted since those harassment posts...let's issue a reconstituted OS based on Window 10...maybe that will redirect the attention...OK, what do we call it...how about take the length of his dick based on those emails to the board before he was canned and multiply by 10.

Windows 11 needs (but can bypassed, thanks Ratiborus) TPM, which is like saying even if you don't get your period, you still need to wear a mask.

Oh, man, so I noticed that Windows 11 is described in reviews as being more "mac-like" and rounded-off...jeez, it will be years before I upgrade our enterprise to Windows 11...hopefully, by then Microsoft will turn its attention back to corporate customers vs. catering to little children playing video games sans a real 'out-of-phone/face-in-phone life'.
by s6's brother October 29, 2021
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muddy windows

A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.
While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.
by Box May 6, 2004
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Banana Window

The extremely brief window of time––sometimes as short as ten minutes––when a banana is at its perfect level of ripeness.
"You should take a bite of this here banana."

"No thanks. The banana window hasn't opened just yet."
by Little Walnut March 4, 2017
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leg lamp in the window

Something that you are very proud of, but no other person is impressed by, often an accomplishment, story, or item. The definition stems from the movie, "The Christmas Story" where Ralphie's father is extremly proud of his major award ( a lamp in the shape of a woman's leg), but no one is impressed as he is.
Person 1: My dad tells everyone that he was in the audience for Letterman, he doesn't realize that people don't care.

Person 2: Yeah I noticed, it's his leg lamp in the window.
by MCUD December 31, 2010
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big bay window

He usually liked skinny girls but was strangely aroused by her big bay window.
by sraeh October 28, 2013
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