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Things will get better 

Another empty promise.
A lie they won’t stop telling me.

False hope.
Person 1: “i can’t do this anymore i just want to end it all now
Person 2: “don’t say that. Things will get better. I promise”

Touch Willy 

An Extreme Form of Brown Nosing
Bob's playing "Touch Willy" with the boss
Touch Willy by Bob Smith UK July 2, 2007

tim wills 

Getting really drunk and shitten your pants at the friendly express.
Last night I pulled tim wills.
tim wills by jimmyjim85 April 6, 2015

The Most Amazing Guy You Will Ever Meet 

The basic sentence people used to begin writing definitions about themselves on urban dictionary, normally followed by words of "godlike looks, great lover, best boyfriend or the kindest nicest person you will ever meet"
James is the most amazing guy you will ever meet.

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There Will Be Bloodshed 

The song from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and theme song of Jetstream Sam, the biggest and most handsome Brazilian man to ever live. Only the most Gigachad and Based people can listen to it.
Verse 1
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

Chorus
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one
Left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood-
-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

Verse 2
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight