Wide Tongue

Mental Retardation.

You must have a wide tongue, there's no such thing as left handed nails

by Slantyeyedcocksucker July 6, 2024

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Wide alive

The act of being wide awake and still alive, combined into one phrase.
Made popular by a kid from Kansas who was playing Call of Duty: Resurgence with "OLDERWVLF" and "buttblaster420" on PlayStation 5 server

The gamer was bragging about being better than everyone and dropping the N bomb a lot to sound cool, when antagonized about his personality and play style , he got flustered and tried to proclaim he was wide awake at 3am on a Saturday and still alive ,but due to his nervousness , he uttered " I'm wide-alive!!"
When roasted about this incident he muted the lobby out of embarrassment and frustration.

Random gamer : cmon you guys are so bad at the game , get more points , cmon

OlderWvlf: man hush we are playing for fun and you aren't even that good , sounds like your sleeping over there, how many frags you got?
Random gamer: wtf!! Ughh what do you mean I'm WIDE ALIVEEE!!!!

by OlderWvlf July 15, 2024

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wide cunt

A Scottish (east coast) definition of someone acting hard but doesn't seem to be or acting wealthy whilst wearing fake brands.

Jimbo - "see that cunt over there giving it beans?"
Timmy - "ignore that wide cunt he's full o pish
Jimbo - "fuck it then"
Timmy - "aye fuck him"

by MyPilesAreSore August 11, 2024

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Wide door

Fat or overweight person

Dude you need to lose weight, you’re a wide door.

by dempsey_4 May 21, 2024

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Wide Angle

A curvaceous female with a small waste that tastefully pairs pleasantly wide hips.

This shape gives her the appearance that one is viewing her through a wide angled lens or aperture on a camera or iPhone.

“Yo this gym is wild”

*girl walks by*

“Yea bro… It stays packed with wide angles”

by Rileynaz February 13, 2024

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