A weekend pimp is typically an adult between the ages of 25 and 40. A weekend pimp typically has a full time, well paying, meaningful career, limiting the time they can spend at the clubs or time searching for hos. During the weekend pimps days off work they go out and try to pick up members of the opposite sex.
"Do you think Paul is going out with us Thursday?"
"Nah, Paul's a weekend pimp. You know he's got to be at work Friday morning. Maybe Saturday night."
"Nah, Paul's a weekend pimp. You know he's got to be at work Friday morning. Maybe Saturday night."
by topherb May 9, 2008
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A weekend that "sucks" you of energy and leaves you tired for Monday. Depending on what happened this could be a positive or negative occurrence, often both, but generally has an air of regret or hardship.
My presentation at the office is going to be terrible thanks to another vampire weekend spent clubbing with Joe and the gang.
I will be screwed if I have another vampire weekend with final exams coming up next week.
I will be screwed if I have another vampire weekend with final exams coming up next week.
by james vagabond January 24, 2010
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by Greg Ger June 30, 2006
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by Danny Melkins December 17, 2008
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The reason why you always wait to do your work, and then the reason why you have none of it done on time.
The reason why you always wait to do your work, and then the reason why you have none of it done on time.
Before the weekend: Two days off means more time to work on stuff!
During the weekend: I'm gonna rest for a while....
After the weekend: CRAP I LEGIT GOT NOTHING DONE WHAT NOW HELP MEEEEEEEE
During the weekend: I'm gonna rest for a while....
After the weekend: CRAP I LEGIT GOT NOTHING DONE WHAT NOW HELP MEEEEEEEE
by considerthefollowing June 26, 2018
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