A painful spasm felt after nearly being caught wanking, the actual pain is felt when one pulls their hand back from their cock and their shoulder is strained by the sudden movement. A good way of preventing this from happening is to stretch before masterbating or simply locking your door.
Person A - Hey, why's your arm in a sling?
Person B - Last night i thought i was alone in the house, so i had a wank. Midway through i heard my mum come up the stairs so i paniced and... (points at arm) this happened.
Person A - Whoa... Wanker's Whiplash... You should have limbered up first.
Person B - Last night i thought i was alone in the house, so i had a wank. Midway through i heard my mum come up the stairs so i paniced and... (points at arm) this happened.
Person A - Whoa... Wanker's Whiplash... You should have limbered up first.
by Anonymous #924876 January 19, 2010
Get the wanker's whiplash mug.(n.) A disease affecting males who fail to make it to homebase with a long term girlfriend.
Symptoms include: consistently cuddling in lieu of copulating, ditching friends to go cuddle, faking stomach aches to drive 300 miles to not get laid, and turning down college pussy for a high-school amateur who won't fuck.
(adj.) used by concerned friends of the affected male to describe his erratic behavior, also as a spiteful insult.
Symptoms include: consistently cuddling in lieu of copulating, ditching friends to go cuddle, faking stomach aches to drive 300 miles to not get laid, and turning down college pussy for a high-school amateur who won't fuck.
(adj.) used by concerned friends of the affected male to describe his erratic behavior, also as a spiteful insult.
Example 1:
(at a party)
Guy 1: Yo man you wanna sign up for beer pong?
Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man i got a stomach ache I think I'm gonna go home.
Guy 1: alright its still kinda early but whatever, I'll hit you up tommorow.
(the next morning)
Guy 1: Yo you feeling better yet, everyone from the party is going to the Diner for breakfast. Wanna meet us there?
Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man I drove down to the beach to be with my girl last night.
Guy 1: Wtf haven't you been broken up for 2 months?
Cuddle whipped guy: yeah man.
Guy 1: you get laid at least?
Cuddle Whipped guy: no.
(at a party)
Guy 1: Yo man you wanna sign up for beer pong?
Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man i got a stomach ache I think I'm gonna go home.
Guy 1: alright its still kinda early but whatever, I'll hit you up tommorow.
(the next morning)
Guy 1: Yo you feeling better yet, everyone from the party is going to the Diner for breakfast. Wanna meet us there?
Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man I drove down to the beach to be with my girl last night.
Guy 1: Wtf haven't you been broken up for 2 months?
Cuddle whipped guy: yeah man.
Guy 1: you get laid at least?
Cuddle Whipped guy: no.
by concerned group July 23, 2010
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Get the butters whipped mug.(verb) The act of ejaculating into a condom, then slapping the woman (or dude if you swing that way) across the face with it.
"Betty, what's that red mark on your face and why are you crying?"
"Bob decided it would be a good idea to give me a whip dibble."
"Bob decided it would be a good idea to give me a whip dibble."
by thefiredragon February 14, 2008
Get the whip dibble mug.I think I better go and drop the kids off at the pool, I've just had a devil's whisper and poor Margaret from finance is now wretching into the bin.
by Humpo! March 9, 2017
Get the devil's whisper mug.screechin tires. when a driver of a Chevy Malibu takes a turn or U-turn @ unreasonably high speeds. often yelling "MALI WHIP!!" in action. (stl origin)
loud beats slappin headed east in the chevy malibu suddenly plans change so jerk the wheel and busta MALI WHIP u-turn
by b_style August 6, 2009
Get the mali whip mug.When a guy will do whatever girlS tell him to. In other words, whipped by bitches/girls. PLURAL ; When a guy does whatever more than one girl tells him to do.
Janna: "Dude. Eric SOO bitch whipped."
Nancy: "What ? How ?"
Janna: "Watch. ERIC ! Can you hold my binder for me ? & Hold on to my jacket ?"
Eric: "Suree" *takes stuff*
Janna: *Looks at Nancy* "See ? Now your turn."
Nancy: "Eric, can you go slap Brent for me ?"
Eric: "Aha. Why ?"
Nancy: "Just because."
Eric: "Okaaaaay ?" *Goes to slap Brent*
Nancy & Janna: "HAHAHHA"
Nancy: "What ? How ?"
Janna: "Watch. ERIC ! Can you hold my binder for me ? & Hold on to my jacket ?"
Eric: "Suree" *takes stuff*
Janna: *Looks at Nancy* "See ? Now your turn."
Nancy: "Eric, can you go slap Brent for me ?"
Eric: "Aha. Why ?"
Nancy: "Just because."
Eric: "Okaaaaay ?" *Goes to slap Brent*
Nancy & Janna: "HAHAHHA"
by (c)$USHixjanna August 6, 2010
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