Wad Eye

When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.

I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

by Secret Person 2007 February 08, 2023

dish wad

Calling someone a dirty gossiper. Dish is equal to dish water; being dirty. Wad is equal to gossip, spreading rumors, etc.

Erin was gossiping about the new student being a hellion although there was no evidence.
"Hey, dish wad," Mike calls out, "Get real."

by Yinjaei May 21, 2024

Fuck-Wad

Used to describe an otherwise intelligent person who messes up three or more relatively easy tasks simultaneously.

He was such a fuck-wad that everything collapsed at once.

by LevonGarvasi June 28, 2013

Fuck Wad

A guy that no one fucking stands and no one wants around and if She/He Dies no one will fucking care.

OMG Jack is so fucking stupid! He must be a Fuck wad

by Cochoco July 13, 2018

Fuck Wad

A slime alien orgy where most or all participants morph into one giant blob

Slime aliens invaded earth, killed all humans, and turned the planet into fuck wad central.

by Roofie GIN and Tonic November 15, 2018

Fuck wad

A “Fuck wad” is someone who looks up Fuck wad in the dictionary.

Tyler is a fuck wad because he’s a dumb ass little bitch.

by Dr.Gears January 18, 2021

wad it up

When you wreck something BAD it's wadded up

Don't drive it crazy and wad it up

by The first mongo December 30, 2016