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angry volcano

You're giving him a hand-job. Just before he comes, you dip your other hand in the open jar of chili sauce and quickly change hands. He'll huff and puff just like a volcano, and when the sperm mixes with the chili sauce it looks exactly like lava!
My boyfriend try to do the Batman on me last night, but I beat him to it by doing the angry volcano!
by Just for funz. July 24, 2017
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The Dirty Volcano

When your partner is laying on the ground with only their shoulders touching, holding their legs to their head, while you proceed to have anal sex. Once you ejaculate in the rectum you grab their legs and thrust forward to the head making the semen shoot out of the anus like a volcano.
Friend: Why is the front of your shirt nasty?
You: Dude, I gave this chick "The Dirty Volcano" last night and she erupted on m shirt.
by BigSos21 September 12, 2011
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Chocolate Volcano

A sex activity where you shit in the bottoms ass and wait for their body heat to make it boil thus making it flow out like a volcano.
by Jimmy Boobs April 24, 2024
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Mountain Dew Volcano

Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)

When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.
Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.
by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025
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Volcano Explosion

When a woman is on her period, take a fist full of baking soda and when fucking her, fist the baking soda into her pussy, now shake her up until there is a volcano explosion. She will love it. Note: This works with a beer bong filled with Ginger Ale leading to the vagina as well.
"Mary's Volcano Explosion hit the ceiling I jammed it so far in!"
by Dennithus April 7, 2009
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crimson volcano

Queefing during one's period, causing an eruption of blood.
Oh shit, I just had a crimson volcano! There goes these new underwear.
by toasterstrudelenthusiast August 17, 2016
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Blowjob Volcano

When you order someone a blowjob at the bar. While they are taking the shot with no hands tell a funny joke and make them laugh. Whilst they spew a volcano of blowjob all over themselves.
Yesterday, Angel had the Mt.Saint Helens of a Blowjob Volcano at the bar. He erupted all over himself and the bartender.
by The Service Writer January 28, 2025
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