on velvet

"on velvet" means things are going very well

I saw Erin yesterday and she told me she finally got a Web sponsor, she was on velvet.

by dima1206 June 22, 2017

Velvet carwash

When sumone with not one tooth performs oral sex

Man she gave me a velvet carwash all night long.

by Codeinekrazy13 October 08, 2022

Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.

Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.

by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024

Red Velvet Smooch

Kissing someone while having blood in your mouth

Kim: Honey there are razor blades in our kid's candy!!
Jim: *eats candy*

Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
Jim: Oh come here and let me give you a Red Velvet Smooch

by AmHolding November 01, 2021

Velvet Jasshole

Someone who knows that Isabella from Phineas & Ferb would veat Goro from Mortal Kombat with ease

Man Velvet Jassholes suck, just because a child pushed a mountain into a city doesn't mean she beats a half sragon with 4 arms

Yes it does fuckwit

by VelvetVessel July 30, 2021

velvet caviar

A texture of pussy that also smells like sea bass.

Man that girl I hooked up with last night was like velvet caviar.

by Bullitproofone September 15, 2022

Brown Velvet Special

A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.

Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.

by beard man and ali gator December 10, 2013