Velvet Bean

When there is no hair one one's balls.

Bob shaved his nuts and thus has a velvet bean.

by Frishishadub March 18, 2023

Velvet Tunnel

Sickeningly sweet and soft tunnel desired by men and women worldwide. Located between the legs of an eager woman.

Best night of my life ended when I blew my load int the velvet tunnel.

by stage slave January 31, 2023

velvet steam roller

When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.

As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.

by QDOGGY February 8, 2023

red velvet premix

When the girl is menstruating and has a yeast infection, and then sits on your face, moving up and down your nose and lips.

We got in bed, and she performed a red velvet premix all over my face.

by James Gresham December 19, 2023

jimmy velvet

A man who talks softly and so smooth, you don't even know when he is talking about you. Even if you are in the same room. Also responsible for bringing about the next trend in fashion material.

"Dude, that guy just got jimmy velveteened .......what a clueless twatcicle."

"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."

"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.

by Skankbreathe July 11, 2017

velvet ass

When you're having anal sex and shit gets on the top of their ass.

I was doing Anal with my girl, it was going great till she got velvet ass

by Golden man July 29, 2017

Velvet Hammer

An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.

He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.

by PETTYMURPHY44 August 28, 2017