A person who is only a vegan as a conversation piece, boasting point or to guilt trip others, and does not (or only temporarily) practice being a vegan. They will usually sprinkle the phrase "I'm a vegan" as much as possible throughout conversations with strangers, acquaintances and friends, while thinking they are being subtle about this.
"You should totally be a vegan like me, being a vegan is, like, the best thing ever. I love being a vegan and eating vegan food"
"I'm so sorry for your loss... he was a great person --I'm a vegan by the way-- and you have my condolences"
"They are such a social vegan"
"I'm so sorry for your loss... he was a great person --I'm a vegan by the way-- and you have my condolences"
"They are such a social vegan"
by TotallyNotASocialVegan December 17, 2018
Get the Social Veganmug. A human with a severely limited understanding of nutrition who sincerely believes that depending on big pharma supplements is a viable and healthy long-term solution to getting bad fee-fees when they think about sad cows.
Vegans are typically unable to think for themselves and never do their own research; instead they rely on Hollywood actors and Instagram influencers to tell them what is good and what is bad. Despite their clear lack of original thought, they will typically legitimately think that they came to any conclusion on their own.
If you encounter a vegan in the wild, it will not take long before they start spouting sound bites from Netflix propaganda pieces. Once you start pressing them on details about the clearly nutrition-deficient diet, they will quickly deflect and tell you they'll link you a video and that it contains everything you need to know, because they certainly fucking don't.
Every single vegan in existence will also claim to care about gender equality, environmentalism and universal healthcare. They also browse reddit and smoke weed but they could totally stop at any time, it's not addictive bro.
Vegans are typically unable to think for themselves and never do their own research; instead they rely on Hollywood actors and Instagram influencers to tell them what is good and what is bad. Despite their clear lack of original thought, they will typically legitimately think that they came to any conclusion on their own.
If you encounter a vegan in the wild, it will not take long before they start spouting sound bites from Netflix propaganda pieces. Once you start pressing them on details about the clearly nutrition-deficient diet, they will quickly deflect and tell you they'll link you a video and that it contains everything you need to know, because they certainly fucking don't.
Every single vegan in existence will also claim to care about gender equality, environmentalism and universal healthcare. They also browse reddit and smoke weed but they could totally stop at any time, it's not addictive bro.
by george_the_technically_correct November 15, 2019
Get the veganmug. by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018
Get the Veganmug. You do know because you're vegan doesn't make you special
by Mike Sanchez67 December 12, 2018
Get the Veganmug. A cunt who won't shut up about being vegan
by Xszd November 23, 2019
Get the Veganmug. by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019
Get the Veganmug. by Sirmrprofdr June 19, 2019
Get the Veganmug.