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Vacation Dick

Name for no strings attached dick that you get for a limited time while on vacation. Once you get home, that dick and the man it is attached to is no longer your problem.
Girl, we're in Miami! Get you some vacation dick!
by LocalTheyThem March 17, 2022
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vacation dick

A very large dick that females desire once every few months on the side apart from their usual "boyfriend dick".
His dick is so big that he's just vacation dick!
by AnnaLeeSue June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick sized as such that it can only be taken a few times as a "treat" before it hurts or causes damage
"That guy last night had a massive vacation dick, I what an experience"
by Dentedparadox June 16, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.
Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"

Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"
by nosaM naitsirhC June 10, 2016
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Albanian Vacation

When you go on vacation but work twice as hard as your regular day job.
Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!

Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!

Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
by Anton Kastraveci September 5, 2019
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vacation dick

1. A hit and run dick.
2. One night stand.
3. A go to dick when there's no other resources left.
"Girl, I'm running out of options here. I'm going to have to resort to my vacation dick."

"He is acting weird now. I think this ended up just being a vacation dick."
by MayraDiver June 16, 2016
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vacation dick

Person 1: I took on that vacation dick

Person 2: I could tell it, wasn't leg day yesturday
by letitgogh June 16, 2016
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