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vegan sausage

A long turd covered in corn or peanuts.
(Sarcastically)
"Oh you're a vegan? Dont worry, I'll make you some vegan sausage"
by Jester_knight November 23, 2016
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Vegan

A preachy asshole who lacks nutrients.
That fucking vegan is insulting me for eating a hamburger. Good thing he'll die soon.
by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018
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Vegan

A cunt who won't shut up about being vegan
Vegan cunt : Hi I'm vegan
Every normal person : I don't care you cunt
by Xszd November 23, 2019
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Vegan

When the human being decides not to eat meat forever
You do know because you're vegan doesn't make you special
by Mike Sanchez67 December 12, 2018
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vegan

A human with a severely limited understanding of nutrition who sincerely believes that depending on big pharma supplements is a viable and healthy long-term solution to getting bad fee-fees when they think about sad cows.

Vegans are typically unable to think for themselves and never do their own research; instead they rely on Hollywood actors and Instagram influencers to tell them what is good and what is bad. Despite their clear lack of original thought, they will typically legitimately think that they came to any conclusion on their own.

If you encounter a vegan in the wild, it will not take long before they start spouting sound bites from Netflix propaganda pieces. Once you start pressing them on details about the clearly nutrition-deficient diet, they will quickly deflect and tell you they'll link you a video and that it contains everything you need to know, because they certainly fucking don't.

Every single vegan in existence will also claim to care about gender equality, environmentalism and universal healthcare. They also browse reddit and smoke weed but they could totally stop at any time, it's not addictive bro.
- Hello, how do you do
- I'm a vegan
- Ok retard fuck off
by george_the_technically_correct November 15, 2019
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Vegan

A gay person who thinks eating leaves and grass is delicious. Who eats grass? WTF is wrong with vegans?
Tommy is being such a vegan.
Shut up you stupid vegan.
Vegans are gay
by Aiden Sherman boiy May 25, 2019
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Vegan

Someone on a diet, but loud about it.
Husband: Oh my God, what happened to the kids?!

Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?
by Uncle Buttmunch June 13, 2018
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