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Chronic Myspace user

damn, you seen that guy on dental day? he is always on myspace. chronic myspace user
by spngbb99 December 7, 2023
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unknown-usered

To be fired from a corporation that uses a system like MS Teams or Skype so your credentials are wiped and you are now an "Unknown User"
- Hey you heard about Bob?
- Ye, he made some mess in our accounting file and they unknown-usered him.
- Ouch, tough luck.
by UpDog1666 December 14, 2023
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Discord User Banks

Banks aka "juan bean" is a POOR little black kid who spends his time making dr peppers for lord zoitu making 2 dollars per day with zoitus other slave XESP his little retarded child and is a known groomer and pedo like xesp
holy shit did you see "banks" leaked booty pics today? / holy shit did you see "Discord User Banks" leaked booty pics today?
by jacob cobblestone July 7, 2023
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That 1% of apple users

A person in that 1% of apple users makes their entirety of their personality about apple and won't shut up about it.
John: You should seriously move to apple. It's really great and really better than your shitty android.
Paul: Can you shut up about apple already? You're literally one of that 1% of apple users.
by WolfPlay013 July 26, 2023
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user hideri

quotev user who's entire identity has been erased and replaced with just hideri kanzaki beyond recovery
"My name isn't user hideri" "Shut up hideri"
by moxiferous August 11, 2023
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EULA (End User License Agreement)

A EULA (End User License Agreement) is a contract a manufacturer makes you sign before they let you buy or lease their product. Products that come with a EULA (pronounced "YOO - lah") are high-tech, big-ticket items: cars, cell phones, appliances, etc. EULAs contain do's & don't's for using a product. Violating the EULA will usually void the warranty.

A EULA is not the same as a TOS (Terms of Service Agreement). A TOS is for a service, not a physical object.

Legally, a EULA gives you permission (gives you a "license") to use the product after you buy it. Presumably, the manufacturer can "revoke" that "permission" at any time, and they will do so by remotely shutting down the product (called "bricking" your product), rendering it inoperable.

The language of a typical EULA includes "hold harmless" clauses to protect the manufacturer from lawsuits. Additionally, you will (usually) be agreeing to let the manufacturer gather personal data about you via the product. This includes your locations, shopping habits, medical information, sexual orientation, etc. A EULA will also usually dictate that you resolve disputes via arbitration (not lawsuits), and stipulate that the arbiter will be hired by the manufacturer (so the arbiter works for the manufacturer, and will do as they say).

EULAs will become more common as modern manufacturers move away from the business model of selling things, and embrace the model of leasing things. That way, "you will own nothing and be happy."
I tries to read the EULA (End User License Agreement) that came with my new cell phone, but it was over 30 pages long, so I just gave up and signed it anyway. I hope that by signing it, I didn't agree to anything too crazy.
by Innocent Byproduct September 10, 2023
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glazed user

glazed user is someone who just got glazed with sperm and is high asf
hey man how was your night last night
girl you wouldn’t believe it i was a glazed user lastnight!!
by nerdd848 September 26, 2023
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