urine stick

urethra as in a comical term

get your urine stick out of mouth!

by carpetLICKINGgreg January 5, 2008

Urination Humiliation

The social embarrassment and self-consciousness felt by someone in a social setting (club, party, etc) who must leave a group or conversation several times to use the bathroom after drinking too much liquid of any kind (alcoholic or otherwise).

"Dude, did you have fun at the party last night?"

"Yeah, I met some really cool people, but I had Urination Humiliation cause I had to leave and go to the bathroom so much"

by thesupremestevo April 1, 2009

urinal drafting

When someone follows you closely to the urinal and then uses the one right next to you.

That creepy dude just did some urinal drafting,must of had to go real bad.

by Jaquelem March 22, 2013

unicorn urine

A concoction consisting of Country Time pink lemonade, vodka and lite beer.

Drinking unicorn urine will cause brain damage.

by TwentyCommittee July 11, 2014

urinal wall

When you use a urinal (guys only, obviously) and then you discover you accidentally put your boxers on backwards and can't find slit.

"Man I cant believe I Urinal Walled myself, quick grab a papertowel"

by Druid4leaf July 15, 2014

urine container

The little plastic jar you pee in for a urine sample/test.

Also called a Specimen Container.

Tracy received a urine container for a urine sample from her doctor as part of her weekly drug testing routine.

by bob the builder's mom November 16, 2013

urinal miming

The act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to pee. This is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals next to you. Usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a loud, satisfied "ahhh".

"There was a queue! I couldn't just stand there waiting for the piss to come. I had to do some urinal miming & get the hell out."

by John Superman December 6, 2013