A 1/4 square mile hellhole full of some of the most classless wealthy/moderately affluent people alive. An area of Manhattan smeared with dog shit and smelling strongly of piss. The UES is full of rude old people with tacky accents who wear fur in 55-degree weather. It is also home of the brattiest children alive, all of which who have a minority nanny or are cocaine-snorthing whores.
Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? Throw a few thousand of those little ParisHiltonesque pursepuppies, and there's your accurate depiction of the upper east sider.
by jen May 14, 2005
The act of throwing open bathroom doors and restroom stalls without warning to make sure the bathroom goer is not in the act of upper decking a toilet.
by cocodette October 12, 2011
During the act of doggy style coitus the person doing the thrusting swings his head down and sinks his upper teeth into the middle of the back of the person he is screwing, he than uses them as a grappling hook to pull the other person closer.
by JP408 June 07, 2007
by ed June 17, 2006
The act of filling the top reservoir of someones toilet with liquid feces. Preferably, after the mass consumption of spicy foods such as vindaloo or chili.
Oh my god, an Upper Decker Demolator! I keep flushing and it keeps coming back!! Ok, you keep flushing, I'm going for more bleach. And some mints, in case you have to siphon it out...
by dissy614 January 24, 2009
Upper East Side is the superior, cooler version of the upper west side. The Upper East side is where the cool bitches are at :) And no, not everyone on the Upper East Side is bitchy OR snobby nor are they all extremely wealthy. Upper East Siders are hot, classy awesome people who throw the BEST parties... you wish you were an upper east sider, stop hating.
Josh: Damnn that party at Natalies house was the shit....gotta love the upper east side
Seth: Damn Straight...those girls were hot....the upper west side party was kinda lame compared to the upper east side one :)
Seth: Damn Straight...those girls were hot....the upper west side party was kinda lame compared to the upper east side one :)
by PeaceOut10987 April 04, 2011
When you shit in the tank of a toilet bowl and and take the chain off the hook so the person has to put his/her hand in there to flush, Hence getting there hand covered in shit.
by Big Johnny boy August 06, 2006