typelexia

A physical "abnormality" that causes us to type the same word wrong all the time. We know the correct spelling but we type the letters in the wrong order.

I suffer from typelexia and always type the word "item" as "tiem".

by Dennis P Ryan January 24, 2009

Typetard

One who doesn't seem type words properly.

Misses one letter from a word and makes the entire sentence sound retarded.

My friend text me and said she wanted to go to sux flags. Friggin' Typetard

by FunnyBoyBob November 11, 2009

Type talking

The old persons way to refer to texting.

I can never get my daughter's attention because she is too busy type talking to her friends.

by mbdan November 26, 2009

typeneese

The massive amount of misspelled words in chat rooms is considered to be a new language in itself called typeneese.

Typeneese is a combination of common words and misspelled words creating the new language.

Since the name is based upon misspellings, the language in itself is not named Typo, but instead "Type"

Its ok, don't worry about using spell check in the chat room. I can read typeneese very well.

by pornerd October 8, 2011

Typers block

Typers block is when someone is trying to write a new status or personal message and they cannot write anything sometimes because they can't remember or sometimes because nothing interesting enough has gone on in their lives.

Dave: What are you doing?
Steve: *staring blankly at his phone* I'm trying to write a new status but have no idea what to write
Dave: Oh bro you've got typers block

by Barbss143 December 13, 2012

Type-A Nature Freak

A overly obsessed nature fanatic who has lost all touch of reality and would kill their own family to save a flower. They like to stick animals and plants in jars and argue that they are 'helping to save the ecosystem' by harming small mammals with long metal polls.

Person A: "Did you hear about how the new strip mall they're building over where that barren lot of shrubs and dead grass is?"

Type-A Nature Freak: "OMG THAT MAKES ME SO P!SSED IMA GO RIOT AND BREAK THEIR BUILDINGS!"

Person A: "Woah, stop being such a Type-A Nature Freak."

by That lady with the crazy hair August 12, 2012

Typered

Tired and Hyper all at once...
When one get's overly talkative and agitated, due to an extreme state of fatigue.

I just worked 18 hours, and now I can't stop talking, and I'm too typered to even go to bed!

by nottomwaits June 2, 2015