Friday night treat

A tasty food item or other indulgence one wouldn't indulge in every day, arbitrarily reserved for consumption/enjoyment on Friday night.

I got a nice truffle assortment for Valentine's Day which I'm making next week's Friday night treat!

by Albin Pahernik May 1, 2005

The Cuban Treatment

To get stufpified drunk and punch a hole in a wall, only to cover it with a Cuban flag. Used as a common threat to a person.

"Dude Masen was so plastered last night, he gave Calvin the Cuban Treatment last night!"

by Forestman March 19, 2010

The LOST Treatment

Consoling someone whose life sucks by telling them their life doesn't suck in a parallel universe.

Joe: Dude, I lost my job, my family's dead, and I'm stuck on this god damned island.
Henry: Hey don't worry man, in a parallel universe your life is awesome and everyone loves you.
Joe: Fuck you, man. Stop fucking giving me the LOST Treatment.

by RJHey April 17, 2010

Three Meat Treat

Also known as the "Little Caesar's Scrub Top", it is the sexual act of eating a Little Caesar's 3-meat pizza then proceeding to vomit the half-chewed, sausage-riddled mixture onto your partners chest. This is analogous to the Cosby Sweater.

Person 1: Hey man, is that a mole on your chest?
Person 2: Oh, this? Nope, it's just a piece of dried-out sausage from last night when Michael gave me a Three Meat Treat.
(Person 2 proceeds to pick off said sausage and eat it)

by Joseph Dirt III July 30, 2016

Brazilian Chocolate Pipe Treat

The act in which someone shits down your urethra, fills your bladder with shit, you wait 3 days for it to get marinated in your piss, piss it out and freeze it for a nice snack.

person1: i made some BCPT's
person2: whats that?
person1: Brazilian chocolate pipe treats

by obama boomer June 1, 2020

Pulling a Trent

To jerk off in the bathroom

Omg I just saw Patrick pulling a Trent

by Dingleberry4412 May 27, 2021

Inspector #13 Treatment

To attempt to fix an electronic device through slapping, intense shaking, or other means of physical abuse.

Originates from an inside joke among manufacturers in the early 1990's. When the Soviet Union collapsed, marketers tried to take advantage of the suddenly available Russian public and sell them their goods. With such a high demand, manufacturers would simply throw electronics against a wall instead of properly testing them for potential errors to speed up the delivery process. Devices given this treatment were "tested by inspector #13"

My TV was kinda fuzzy, but I gave it the Inspector #13 Treatment and slapped it a few times. Now it's crystal clear, yo!"

by Jehovahwitnessedme February 26, 2011