It is a breakdown of the numerical values found in the date numbers. Because each number has a specific meaning, each date has its own mathematics.
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Get the You're Looking Progressive Today mug.One of Phineas and Ferb's inventions. Legend has it that it's still pulling to the right to this very day.
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Get the I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today mug.A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.
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