toot

Like a tweet but on Mastodon

A: I've read your tweet on Mastodon
B: It's called a toot

by Franz van Friedberg December 23, 2022

Toot

Code word for smoking marijuana

Let's go toot

by Loudblower420 September 12, 2017

puff and toot

The act of getting a person so high that they agree to anal sex and afterwards fart while you are pulling out.

Krystal stopped by last night for a little puff and toot.

by Mathias Poundcake November 22, 2020

pooka toot

a nickname that one friend gives the other to show affection.

i love my pooka toot!

by dtb4life August 19, 2022

Toot-a-licious

What a sexy guy calls his bitch

Chris: Where is my lil toot-a-licious???
Joey: Over here daddy

by notjoeycase September 24, 2021

Hoot-toot

When you laugh so hard you fart 💨

You’re so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!

by C Swift September 14, 2020

toot-suit peter

The best black market decal in rocket league.

First guy: Yo what black markets do you have? Second guy: oh, I have toot-suit peter.

by uncle_J O N E S69420jim January 11, 2021