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tool

a man after you marry him =)
by myemptyspirit September 20, 2009
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Tool

A person (usually a lonely male) who believes that a materialistic item will make him appear cooler and more popular. He will usually come up and ask you what you think about his new {item} seeking your opinion instead of waiting for you to comment on it yourself.
Tool:Hey check out my hat!
You: Hmmm seasame street, original you tool.
by wehttamMAN16 October 19, 2010
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tool

A guy who shops at J Crew.
Look at that tool--he looks like he walked out of a J Crew ad.
by Not dressed in J Crew January 4, 2008
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Tool

A kid, ages 10-14 who bitches and cries at CoD because the kill wasnt "fair" and rages at others,calling everyone a faggot, to seem cool.
James, that kid calling everyone a faggot because he was killed is a great example of a tool.
by Mr.T1R2O3L4L5 June 15, 2013
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tool

"Dude, I got some killer bud. Anyone got a tool?"
by Kray-Z George August 23, 2008
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tool

one who is devoid of any personality and unable to socially bond with peers due to his strict take on a system's arbitrary regulations and their avid desire to uphold them (eg. through white slips)
Mirabelli is such a tool, not only does he lack any real command authority, he blindly enforces the regulations. If you go to him with a real problem chances are you are getting pulled.
by ZooCrew November 7, 2010
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tool

stupid faggot that no one likes and is always made fun of for everything. this person is a useless pisece of shit!
by A1RJORDAN February 15, 2007
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