black tongue

Used to describe when a person says something out loud and it manifests as reality and comes true. Black Tongue *bluh-a-ck Tung*

This asshole has a black tongue. Every time he opens his mouth the shit comes true —-I wish he would shut the hell up or say he wishes I was rich and happily retired.

by Amoritito August 12, 2021

tongue drunk

In essence, a combination of "cotton mouth" or drying of the mouth and tongue and a lingering flavor/odor of alcohol that can't be eliminated with mints, mouthwash or tooth brushing as the result of drinking. Usually accompanied with a hangover.

My wife complains about good morning kisses whenever I'm tongue drunk.

by Pkbah November 2, 2018

tongue dip

1 lick of alcohol

Karl: "Josea, you need some alcohol. have a sip."
Josea: "no thanks. I only want 1 tongue dip "

by jobean_37 October 9, 2016

Prehensile Tongue

the act of sticking your tongue out while doing anything that requires more than average thought or concentration.

John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.

by Philo T. Farnsworth November 1, 2014

Tommy Tongue

It is a British saying for French Kissing.

I kissed her, and decided to give her lots of Tommy Tongue.

by TrackMyAft December 19, 2014

Tongue Boarding

A form of kissing torture where in place of water, the tongue is used to deprive the recipients oxygen and create the sensation of drowning in tongue.

I was just trying to be nice so I let him kiss me, little did I know I needed to take a deep breath to make it through a session of tongue boarding!

by Relentless 34 September 15, 2014

Dog Tongue

When a man uses his soft cock to rub up and down a woman’s face to get ready for a blowjob

Man 1: I used a dog tongue to get my girlfriend ready for sex.

Man 2: what’s that?

Man 1: look it up.

by Ligmeebulls April 9, 2021