toad lord

a rude man who will try to kill your mans but say your mans is his

1: Axel tried to kill my mans and said he is his only
2: he must be the toad lord

by X_x-JJ-x_X December 7, 2021

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Shwag toad

1.The lowest quality of psychoactive toad
2. An insult towards anyone/anything

1. Dude1: "Dude lick this toad!"
Dude2: "Ok! (lick) OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It did nothing.
Dude1: "it's because it's a shwag toad"
Dude2: "Dude you need to get new dealers"

2. Dude1: "Hey did you finish our project"
Dude2: "No I lost it, hey can I borrow your xbox controller?"
Dude1: " What how can you lose our final!"
Dude2: "So can I borrow your controller?"
Dude1: "Shut up you shwag toad!"

by Jesus bagglewhopper May 22, 2010

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Barreled Toad

The cave between your legs that receives pleasure.

When he finally touches your barreled toad.

by Ipooptoomuch November 17, 2021

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toad

a small creature that lives on the moon. Often visits earth to eat. If you ever see one in person, you likely wont be able to tell the tale.

have you heard about the toad that killed Jerry?

by XxBlueEyesGodTTVxX December 15, 2021

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Toads Therapy

The use of psychedelic mushrooms without knowing your current mindset, which when the mushrooms are consumed, you may either experience a good reaction or bad reaction, which ever happens, will tell you if your in a good mindset or not

“Yo dude, the other day I tried out Toads Therapy, holy shit i’m not doing alright I need help”

by ToxicTerror366 September 3, 2021

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