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Testicles

The last place you want to kick a man.
Krystin: Get away from me!

Darryl: Ouch! Why would you kick a man in the testicles? I just wanted to steal your purse.
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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Turbulent Testicles

Something you say after scoring a baddie
Chris: “Turbulent testicles!”
Avery: “Aw, thanks baby”
by Bread boiii September 2, 2025
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Testicle Massage

A technique performed on the testiculi to relieve fatigue in the balls. It provides a feeling of relief for many adult males. This is also an action males perform when they get fidgety. Never shake hands with a ball massager!
I just gave myself a testicle massage, now I am ready to conquer the day!
by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025
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Trans-testicle

A word used by southern men in dean withers live stream; means a trans man
Southern man: “hey that dude was definitely a trans-testicle”
Person 2: “nah he looked to masculine to be one”
by December 9, 2025
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Brazilian Testicle Boxing

"In Brazilian Testicle Boxing, an individual presents their sagged testicles to their partner, and their partner then forcefully punches said testicles as if they were a speed boxing bag."
"Yo my girl Brazilian testicle boxed me last night and and it felt incredible!" :"I love Brazilian Testicle Boxing! my boyfriend lets me do it all the time!"
by Ziptoxia January 14, 2025
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testicles powered by machine guns

his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!
by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025
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paw patrol testicle transplant

paw patrol testicle transplant is a medical operation to remove your testicles and replace them with small paw patrol figures. You might choose to do this if you regularly use the Slovakian traffic cone method.

paw patrol testicle transplant Has proven to boost fent intake threshold, as well as penis erection size.

It might also make any splashpad you come in contact with squirt double the distance!
Hey Jeff! have you gotten the paw patrol testicle transplant yet?

Jeff: no, unfortunately I don't have testicles due to gang affiliated activates in which a stray bullet exploded my testicles.
by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025
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