Person 1: “Ooo that man is fine! He’s such a gilf.”
Later that day
Person 2 to Person 3: “Person 1 is such a thirsty bitch! We saw Old Man Jenkins and she about passed out!”
Person 3 to Person 2: “Damn, she really is thirsty!”
Later that day
Person 2 to Person 3: “Person 1 is such a thirsty bitch! We saw Old Man Jenkins and she about passed out!”
Person 3 to Person 2: “Damn, she really is thirsty!”
by Leonora_Medici December 01, 2022
you: “I’m thirsty…”
me: “your horny?”
you: “WHAT, no…”
me: “you REALLY wanna fuck me right now don’t you?”
you: “NO!!! I’m need water!”
me: “water… as in… cum?”
you: “NO!!! like actual water!!”
me: “you mean water hungry?”
you: “wtf…”
me: “so, you wanna fuck me?”
you: “no.”
me: “fine, here is a cup of water”
me: “your horny?”
you: “WHAT, no…”
me: “you REALLY wanna fuck me right now don’t you?”
you: “NO!!! I’m need water!”
me: “water… as in… cum?”
you: “NO!!! like actual water!!”
me: “you mean water hungry?”
you: “wtf…”
me: “so, you wanna fuck me?”
you: “no.”
me: “fine, here is a cup of water”
by Super straight… December 31, 2022
When a man lies down across a hole in a table or the sunroof of a car and their significant other is under the table and proceeds to perform oral sex and in turn, looking like a "thirsty hamster"
by ItsRuNN February 22, 2024
When a man lays belly down (naked) on the roof of a car with a sun roof, while the woman, or man (whichever way you swing) gives top from the front seat, paso or driver.
by BigShlongSam April 11, 2024
A thirsty hamster refers humorously to a sexual act where someone performs oral sex on a man as he lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging down through the sunroof, similar go a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle. First went viral on TikTok in February 2024.
They found a quiet place where they could park, open the sunroof, and she could be a thirsty hamster.
by John in Chicago February 21, 2024
When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle
by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024