swagger-switch

The switch that gentlemen use to turn their swag on or off. Usually turned on at the start of the day and off at night, otherwise one might "wake up covered in bitches", so to speak.

Old English - Colloquial (~1739-present).

"Charles, don't forget to turn your swagger-switch back to 'on' after this lovely pot of tea."

by SuperDuncan8 August 17, 2011

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clicky switches

The keyboard switch that you want to make your parents angry with at night.

HAHAHA clicky switches GO BRRRRRRR fuck you dad.
Smack!!smack!!!smack!!!!.
-Go buy some linear switches instead bitch!
-ok daddy.

by Not Filip or Linus. April 1, 2022

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The Light Switch

David, David really switched up when he moved to Orlando. He really hasn't been the same person since. That man switched up so hard we call him The Light Switch.

We call David The Light Switch because he moved to Orlando and became a whole different person.

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Switch mafuck

It when you go to one room to another to grab a object then two the other room and go back to the same room because you grabes the wrong thing and bring to the next room over and bring another object to the first room.

“I had To bring one object to one room and bring another object to the first room it a big switch mafuck”.

by L. O. L May 18, 2021

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Maple Switch

1) A pancake themed canadian swinger party;
2) Blindfolding your partner and then switching places with a friend covered in syrup to hide their smell;
3) An electronic trigger attached to an automated maple syrup harvester.

"Hey Jon, you going to Shirley's Maple Switch tonight?"
"I would, but I hate pancakes and naked Canadians. Cuz I'm racist."

by Ms Gadfly June 14, 2013

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