One who thrives in the commercial throes of cleaning, polishing, and aesthetic products and gadgetry, while possessing and embodying the wisdom of an edified persona.
The advertorial sage's day job seems contrary to her true passion and spirit, leading one to expect greatness from such trials.
by Peralta January 12, 2009
Get the advertorial sagemug. Sage is a grey-ish shade of green. a type of incense and herb that can be burned in witchcraft. Means wise in french. and is also a submissive bottom genderfluid person. they are very short
“I love your sage sweatshirt”
by your mothers left pinky toe January 12, 2022
Get the Sagemug. 
The gardener harvested all the herbs in the garden except the sage. Now sage is lonely. Sage is a blue sage.
by Wrathian June 14, 2017
Get the blue sagemug. by Boofscoffee July 29, 2021
Get the cole sagemug. a catgirl who can't stop simping over sage from "Valorant". she is way too horny, has a piss kink. also her bf sucks.
by ghostindress • planetcruella March 29, 2022
Get the sagemug. The art of a dick being slapped against the back of your head unwittingly. You cannot asked to be saged it just happens
by Dadadda June 19, 2021
Get the Sagedmug.